April 22, 2006


you all get a stinking F for not playing with my musical meme in the post prior.

so all these people are anti dirty hippie and against going to the eeyore's festival in austin. i'm catching so much flack about it you'd think i was a freaking liberal or something. I'M NOT, dear ones. it's simply tough to find a place where 30 or so people can gather and not be crowded or in the way. plus it's technically a children's party, the hippies just crash the party every year.

zonker, bless his blown-eyed soul, said he was just worried about all the dirty hippies having a run in with the armed blodger contingent. a fair concern, i'd say. a lot of us drunken blodgers are uncomfortable with the mixture of liquor and sidearms.

so i said to him, "don't worry, that's when the shooting will occur." no sooner had the words left my mouth than i realized i had irreparably butchered another thought process. zonker was terrified.

i simply meant that eeyore's party and the firing range outing were scheduled at the same time. so the rootin tootin gun play blodgers would be there, while the goofy stumbling blown-eyeds would be safely singing kumbaya with the hippie dippies. problem solved, no?

but then over at leslie's i saw this:

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"Nice doggy."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

holy frijoles!! did i make a prophetic statement? am i going to get it at the blodgemeet? protect me, blown-eyeds, i am very ascared.

Posted by shoe at April 22, 2006 07:55 AM | TrackBack

To be honest, I'm not sure I'm makin' it back to Austin for Saturday's festivities...

For other reasons.

; )

Posted by: Christina at April 22, 2006 12:40 PM

... I got your back... ain't nobody gonna mess with you, sister....

Posted by: Eric at April 22, 2006 03:13 PM

Yeah, don't sweat it. Liquor and gunpowder don't mix. Not with my guns, anyway.

Posted by: El Capitan at April 23, 2006 04:18 PM

Hey! I just wanna party and have a good time. I'll follow the Shiner anywhere. You lead, I'll follow.

Posted by: Denny at April 23, 2006 08:46 PM

Uhmmm... look at the bright side, at least I'm not coming to the Salt Lick.

Posted by: knine at April 28, 2006 01:09 PM