April 23, 2006

carnival of incompentence


new orleans, kiss my shiny white hiney. i am appalled that after all the chaos, all the lost lives, the utter destruction of one of this country's most unique cities, you new orleans' voters gave the most votes to the most incompetent incumbent ever to run for any office.

now i know mister ray "chocolate" nagin scared ya'll by saying that voting in a new mayor this close to hurricane season was dangerous business, but holy smokes!! you bought that line of crap?

i move that we take action to completely cut off new orleans from ANY future federal aid if they so much as keep ray nagin on as janitor. surely nawlinites deserve the freedom all americans enjoy to elect their local leadership, but if they are trying to posture with this election than there should be massive consequence. talk about your hostile gestures, it seems similar enough to hamas leading palestine to little ole me. we should let you elect your own personal terrorist, but we should also put a tourniquet on that gushing limb formerly known as new orleans.

course nagin has not done this country the favor of exploding himself YET. however, metaphorically speaking, he certainly sucked all the compassion for katrina victims away from the gulf coast with each ridiculous media appearance. didn't he? am i alone here?

sorry to be such a cold calculating capitalist, but the rest of the country doesn't owe you shit. we who didn't live in new orleans could hardly comprehend the problems until they were at devastating proportions. it wasn't racism that caused all that suffering, it was your local government, first and foremost, that was supposed to be the frontline in protecting the local citizens.

we live in a representative democracy. if you choose to have imbeciles lead your local politics, be warned: you are digging your own watery grave. the stench of the backwash of that devastated city is still reeking in texas. can't ya'll smell it in the big easy?

Posted by shoe at April 23, 2006 01:24 PM | TrackBack

I am right with you there!

Posted by: oddybobo at April 24, 2006 07:56 AM

I love that metaphor: "... we should also put a tourniquet on that gushing limb formerly known as New Orleans." Well said!

Posted by: Bob at April 24, 2006 11:23 AM

It just shows that people get the gummint they deserve. Instead of a chocolate city they're gonna get a whole big bunch of rocky road.

Posted by: Denny at April 24, 2006 12:11 PM

Reminds me of Jersey.

Posted by: Jim - PRS at April 25, 2006 07:08 AM

Remember, though, that most of the evacuees that are now in other parishes and cities all over the country came back here to vote. THEY haven't been the ones that have seen Nagin's dumb crap splattered all over every news station here in NOLA.

As much as I would have liked to drop my vote of "eff Nagin", I live in Jefferson Parish, and we have no say over who becomes mayor in N'Awlins proper.

Posted by: Karen at April 26, 2006 01:14 PM

damn, karen, that sucks. thanks for the incite.

also sucks that we spent all that taxpayer dough bussing those idiots back just to vote. ugh.

Posted by: shoe at April 26, 2006 04:47 PM

Thanks Chou, for everything.

btw: the phone number you gave me got me the University of St. Thomas for some reason....

Posted by: Nancy at April 29, 2006 08:59 PM