July 27, 2006

thou doth protest too much, methinks

Al Zonkarr has waged mullet jihad against me in the tongue of the great bard. how dare he expose my past indiscretions with the plump purple one on the public boards of this world? indiscretions that were shared with him alone whilst i was digging out his pickle within the safe hills of helen. i only shared that his soul might be spared some sadness for the digging of the pickle became more of an endless search, an unsatiated quest for badcock that was not to be.

fine, have it your way, oh mullet mullah:

His post 'gainst self-slaughter! O Fodder! O Fodder!
how weak, frail, spat unprofitable
Seem to me all his uses of this blogworld!
Fie on't! Fie! my blogroll tis an unweeded garden,
that grows not the good weed;
but things skank and grossly immature
Possess it dearly. That it should come to this!
But in two months dead! nay, not so much, not two:
Helen aligns us all in just over one.

can't wait, supa freak. bring it!

Posted by shoe at July 27, 2006 11:46 PM | TrackBack

I thought Zonk did great with his "bard reditions" but girlfriend? You got it goin' on!!!

Oh yeah - this is gonna be fun to watch!

Posted by: Tammi at July 28, 2006 04:56 AM

Startin' to think I brought a knife to a gunfight...

Posted by: zonker at July 28, 2006 07:01 AM

Damn, "gunfight"? I'm thinking nuclear explosion!

Posted by: oddybobo at July 28, 2006 07:16 AM

... rock on, Shoe...

Posted by: Eric at July 28, 2006 07:38 AM

Hammer him hard, Shoe ... for the sake of the children.

Posted by: Bob at July 28, 2006 04:08 PM

For the record... my money's on you. Anybody who would poke out her own eye just to get psyched up shouldn't be fucked with. He's toast.

Posted by: Dash at July 28, 2006 10:12 PM

You people are fucking crazy, period.

Posted by: Yabu at July 28, 2006 10:15 PM

Helping his Pickle Digging? A Quest for a Bad Cock?

*stepping away slowly*

I'm not judging... you're adults...

Posted by: RSM at July 29, 2006 08:40 AM

Did someone say, "Glass Eye?" I'm there! Just Damn!

Posted by: Dax Montana at July 29, 2006 12:15 PM

(pulls up lawn chair) Hey, where's the beer guy? Can I get a fried ice cream? When does the show start?

Posted by: Og at July 30, 2006 11:23 AM

Woohoo! This is gettin' good...

Posted by: Lisa W. at July 30, 2006 12:05 PM