August 17, 2006

awe, isn't that cute

zonk, c'mon buddy...don't be that way.

just because you're alone (and i mean literally, as in not a friend in the world) and scared and shaking like a newborn bunny, don't play like that. don't go away mad, stomping your feet and dragging your blanket.

be real, be honest with yourself. look inside and if you don't see one tenth the blog fodder i see, then go ahead and end it.

you lie about rob. he knew what a fucktard you are, he never hid that fact. just who do you think you're fooling? rob and i, as YOU FULL WELL KNOW, had many late night lengthy aol chats about you and he told me only this: you're a lanky IT guy with a blog. congratulations! it's as exciting as lawyer with a briefcase.

oh yeah, but we're all going to die cause you don't want blog anymore? drama queen, enough.

hellooooo?? archives, brother. nobody bought the closed comment thing. i've been in there for the last 6 hours and you are one sick little man, aren't you now? admit it!!

what have you become? whatever it is, it's got to be more entertaining than action item man. put up or shut up. really, cause that cwybaby stuff is making me want to shitcan your blog myself.

Posted by shoe at August 17, 2006 10:20 PM | TrackBack

can you smell the love? I mean... just SMELL it!

Posted by: RSM at August 18, 2006 05:17 AM


Shoe killed *another* blog?

Posted by: Christina at August 18, 2006 06:41 AM

I was going to ask him if he wanted some cheese with that .... but know.

Posted by: imp at August 18, 2006 10:47 AM

Hey! How 'bout a Yellin' in Helen wrestling match?

Shoe vs a swimming pool full of Chatham Artillery Punch-flavored Jell-O Shots. And after that...shitblogging at ten paces!

Hell, Zonker never posts anyway...what's the diff'?

Posted by: Elisson at August 18, 2006 12:43 PM

... Zonker will never be up for it.. my girl Shoe will kick his lanky ass... it'd still be fun to watch though...

Posted by: Eric at August 18, 2006 04:07 PM

I think he's just using it to cover his lack of bloggin'. He's been getting so much shit for not he can blame YOU!!!

You get 'em Shoe!!

Posted by: Tammi at August 19, 2006 11:01 AM

Looks like I picked a bad time to make a blog come-back...

Posted by: marcus at August 21, 2006 04:48 PM

Elisson -- I know for a fact Zonker prefers to smack-down in chocolate pudding. I think Shoe's partial to Lime Jell-O. There's room for compromise here.

Posted by: Bob at August 22, 2006 04:36 PM