September 23, 2006

The Wages Of Wagers

Burnt Orange. As in "Burned to the Ground" (no offense to Dash and Chrissy) Orange.

Shoe darlin, I love ya, but I just gotta say, What were you thinking, making that bet with 'Neck? After his trashing of another blog last January, you'd have thought you would have learned. And while I hate to say it, I had to pull for 'Neck on this one, dear. If Texas would have beaten the Buckeyes, a bet later in the season would have meant less. Course, ND lost, so that kinda ruined that. Touchdown Jesus? My. Ass. Michigan looked like they beat up a kindergardener for his crayons.

A bet with 'Neck now looks pointless. Well... it will still be a fun bet, but the national title being on the line is not very likely. Nope. Pretty much done. ND is sucking wind, and Ohio is leaving us in the dust. Just sayin.

You wouldn't happen to be a Cowboys fan, would you darlin? Because you know... the Bucs play the Cowboys on Thanksgiving this year. WooHoo!!! My Bucs will be feasting on Dallas turkey. Maybe we could swing some kind of bet.

Anyway. I hope the guys are nice to you, and don't leave your blog in shambles. That would suck, girlfriend. Well, not suck girlfriend but... you know what I meant.

Posted by at September 23, 2006 09:22 AM | TrackBack


so let me get this straight: nd sucks and has no chance at a title and you still bet with neck?

fuck. girl. you need to take a long look in the mirror. something is wrong.

i love you anyway.

Posted by: shoe at September 23, 2006 10:12 AM

Now wait just a minute here. ND does NOT suck. Well, last week maybe they did, but hey.....

And the bet? Yeah, made at the end of last season. I'm not sure, but I think I was drunk.

At least that's the story I'm stickin' with.....

Posted by: Tammi at September 23, 2006 10:40 AM

Hi, Sam I am!

Nice spam... fuck off.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 23, 2006 10:34 PM

Couldn't have said it better myself T1G... FO fo shizzle.

Posted by: RedNeck at September 25, 2006 09:52 AM