April 25, 2007
goodbye cruel world
i liked it here, but i can't stay any longer. i have maybe 25 readers, most institutionalized. i tried to tell zonk this would not be far reaching, but he is going to be missing my weirdness, as you all are. all i can ask is that you fill the great void that i'll leave when i exit the blodgosphere with absolute crack grade gibberish. do it for me, freaks, it's what i'd have done if i could only have lasted just one more day.
truth is, this blown eyed blodging can be some rough business as I've recently found. i need a break, a permanent one.
please, drop me an email, especially you, lurky lou. maybe i'll hook you up with my new digs, should i find some.
until then, y'all be good.
Posted by shoe at April 25, 2007 05:20 PM
You bettah tell me whutchu mean by this or I will have to get all truculent on yo' Texan ASS (it would not be the first time, as I have been making friends by my exacting threats right 'n left this week). I have learned one thing from youse and that is that nothing ever is as it seems. So...start talkin', mamacita. Cookie wantsa help.
... damnation..... best of luck in whatever you decide to do, blogdaughter...... and come back any time....
I know what's going on. We will talk about this at Blodger de Mayo and we will get it fixed. It is not the end of the world and it is not as bad as you think.
Just keep writing and you will get more readers and if you don't, who cares, you write for yourself. Take care and have a nice day, Cat
Baby, Come back
Any kid of fool could see
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!
Shoe, don't you dare pull a V-Man on us. Knock dat shit right off...and listen to Denny.
We loves ya, kiddo. If all this bloggy bidnis has taught me one thing, it's that us blown-eyes stick together. Even if there may appear to be a rough spot.
Take a break if you need to...but you ain't walking away Kaiser Söze Permanente that easy.
I'll see you next week. In the meantime, big hugs to you and the boys!
What, what, What? "In best southparkesqe way . . ."
Keep me posted.
What they said. You know I have been a loyal follower of the chou chou church from almost the begining, and to close the doors now would just be a shame. Take some time, but reconsider.
Aw, Shoe... Just throw 'er in neutral for a while, let life take its course, and c'mon back whenever. Quittin' is fer quitters!
Also, tell Donnie, Yabu and I who's griefin' ya next weekend, and we'll settle their hash.
We will straighten out this situation.
And it isn't an institution, it is a voluntary-enrollment clinic that happened to have sleeping accomodations.
Sic her RSM...
Shoe - NOOOOOoooooo!
Of course I understand that there is more to life than blogging, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
Colour me sad. :(
Or at least be good at it.
But... but... We were gonna have butt sex!
ahh, but chou darlin, I just found ya and now ya are leavin? Damn
I'm even coming out of Lurk for this!
Come on- everyone goes through a slow time....and if I had the ability to head south of the Red River for the weekend, I would be there Cinco de-Blogger as well.
If you ever head north, give me a holler! OKC loves Chou!
C'mon... Two dead blogs from you in my roll is 1 too many... Take some time, as much as you need. Then, get your hind end back here and get to work!
What?? I was here the other day and all was blank - I thought my computer had some sort of issue... This can't be right.
I vote no closing the Chou Chope.
As Mom always used to say, "The moment my back is turned..."
Hope to see you round the corner.
Damn I haven't even gotten a chancec to meet you in person yet. But do what you gotta do chica. I will always laugh when I hear bragadocious thanks to you, and people will look at me strange. Well hack on fellow cedar hacker. Meet ya'll next sabado!
I hope this doesn't mean we won't see you in 8 days!!!
Hey - I just didn't want to leave it at 25 comments and support her stance of only 25 readers.
If Denny sez it'll be okay, I trust him. And Chou is no fool - esp if she managed to avoid the Velocibutt treatment.
Until next time...take care.
You can't do this to me! I need your goofy posts. I need you Shoe! Don't leave me alone here in this big, bad blogosphere.........
Goodness, now it's you and RSM. I just don't know what to make of you two crazies. OK, I'll fess up...it's not like I didn't do it myself, once before, but still...when are you gonna come out 'n play? Ya know, weeze is gonna be mud-wrasslin' in a few days. Loser has to come out of bloggy retirement. By all estimates, I'm thinkin' that that's gonna be you. Have a happy day! It's almost Friday!
I see plenty of readers in this comment thread. Come on. I like your humor-infused style. Can't you just neglect your blog for a few weeks at a time and then come back? You know, like I do?
This song's been stuck in my head since reading this shoeicide note...
Institutionalized? Is that where I am? In a frickin' institution? Jesus Christ. And they told me I was just a Mom with three crazy frickin' kids. I had no clue... but should have suspected. I actually feel kind of better knowing this is an institution. It makes it more tolerable...
Christ, you people and your posting deficiencies are driving me nuts...between you, RSM, and V-Man, I'm ready to give all of youse the frickin' Super Mega Noogies.
Ahhh, Shoe -- no mi gusto!! I get busy w/ work and some sewing (yeah, I guess that could count as institutionalized) for a week and come back to this?
I LOVE your writing ... can't you just pull a Key and go on hiatus for a while? Sniff, sniff.
Hi, it was nice meeting you. You did a great job putting everything together.
Be sure and send me a heads up when you move your blog.
Okay, vacations over, did the blogmeet (nice to meetcha!) and all that.
Time to cozy up to the keyboard again.
Or I won't send you any cops.
Sloop New Dawn
Yes, please, do something....it's just too depressing to come here and see nothing. I'm starting to think it's all been just a crazy dream. Texas and all. :(
Yeah, where's shoe-baby????
I thought I would leave you yet another warm 'n' fuzzy comment, just to let the world know (or those who still hold out hope against hope that yer coming back) how seriously loved you are. :-)