my desire to protect my child from the evil bureaucrats at the elementary school is boiling up like bile in the back of my throat. the boy is smart, aight? the chatty cathy is just a side effect, deal with it.
sure, there's ritalin in our future. but you, miss teacher poo, get an "f" as in fuct for following the instructions. stick to the guidelines, baby, or feel the wrath of a psychotic overworked and underpaid mommy.