with the elitist hippie fest in full swing and winding down this coming weekend, the flats have become crapped out with after effects of hippie waste..funny to see the damn tree huggers leaving behind their empty bottles of dr. brommer's all natural peppermint soap. i thought there was something just wrong about that...
the boys are learning a lot about packing it out down there, especially since the hippie bomb went off at quiet valley ranch. we take a plastic bag every time, and the oldest practices reading and trash collecting..."i found a bud light, mommy" oh joy, son...
topless lesbian love is one more thing i'd like to siphon down just a bit. (i realize this opinion isn't popular, but hear me out...) come on folks, it's a family affair here.. i'm as open-minded as they come, but you better share that dope you're smoking if i'm going to have to watch you grope one another in the presence of my boys. sorry, but they just ask too many damn questions..help a brother out, will ya? tone it the fuck down!
fishing was out of this world today. caught a mess of minnows in our hands using goldfish crackers for bait. my boys wanted to keep em, but their gills were all gummed up as they feverishly circled in the hazy gatorade cheesewater tank. i convinced the boys we had no real use for em, so they let em go...those that were still swimming that is, they got away...
sunbaked summer days, nothing like em...
Posted by shoe at June 9, 2005 07:11 PM | TrackBack