April 04, 2006

no wind, no waves

that's the story of my life lately, very windy. i'm reclaiming the title as i left it as a comment somewhere, perhaps here? i don't remember. but even before i left it, i had stolen it from here where i found my daily chinese proverb. thanks, confabulator!

anyhow, wind. lot's of wind lately. pretty much on all sides. got the quagmire at work thing going on STILL, the ex has become super dad since he almost killed my baby two weeks ago, and then i broke my pinky toe literally in the process of going running. oweeeeee. it looks like a black vienna sausage stapled to the side of my foot, very unnatural. very unfeminine. very painful. LOOK AT MY GIANT PURPLE TOE it seems to scream as it fights the uniform of my way of life. you ain't no cavegirl, shoe, squeeze in those heels.

afterall, it's no time to frump. irs d-day is on the horizon and then work will slow down to a manageable pace. right now, it's all just wind. a whirlwind, to be sure.

i'm ready for the waves. i'm ready for the sand and the surf and no more thinking about all this. the money and the taxes and the fruitcake lady and the freaking never ending fiasco and Lord Dumbass the disney dad...

see you at the end of april. wish you were there.

Posted by shoe at April 4, 2006 12:01 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Hang on and blow this way...

Sorry 'bout the toe, too.

Posted by: Chrissy at April 4, 2006 01:02 PM

... I will give you a dollar in Austin if you post a picture of the purple toe... c'mon... you know you want to...

Posted by: Eric at April 4, 2006 03:27 PM

I'm in for a buck too.

Posted by: Jim - PRS at April 4, 2006 08:30 PM

Me three.

Posted by: Denny at April 4, 2006 09:00 PM

I'll give you a dollar, too, but I've a question about etiquette - when do I fork over the dollar? During the dance or afterwards? Wait...this is about a frickin' toe?!

Posted by: zonker at April 4, 2006 09:23 PM

I'll kick in an Abraham for a pic of the whole foot.

Posted by: Dash at April 5, 2006 07:14 AM

There's nothing like good friends. Your best pals all willing to pay good money to witness your suffering. Gee, what can I say other than: "They're nothing like good friends."

(Put me down for a buck, too.)

Posted by: Bob at April 5, 2006 03:56 PM

I'll chop the toe if you want....?

Posted by: Yabu at April 6, 2006 04:37 PM

.. wow... ten bucks and an offer of amputation!... see?... we take care of our own, girl...

Posted by: Eric at April 7, 2006 05:45 AM

Hell, all these offers and not one damned offer to kis it and make it better...

Posted by: RedNeck at April 8, 2006 04:31 PM

I hope that fucker doesn't heal up before I see you next. I've got this thing about bruised toes.

Bawahahahfuckinghahaha!!!!

Posted by: Yabu at April 10, 2006 10:49 AM