May 19, 2006

heard at the office

slimey, low-life, scumbag broker from MY company at another branch to my client who was depositing a check at that branch, "you live here. why would you keep using a broker like her way over in town X?"

my client, "why? cause she has chunks of brokers like you in her stool."

i laughed all the way to the bank, i really did.

Posted by shoe at May 19, 2006 06:17 AM | TrackBack

Great answer! I like it.

Posted by: Dash at May 19, 2006 07:07 AM

Love it!

Posted by: oddybobo at May 19, 2006 08:06 AM

If that's true, you gotta quit eating them slugs.

Posted by: Bob at May 19, 2006 08:46 AM

Ah, that 'un's a Keeper, it is.

Posted by: Elisson at May 19, 2006 11:12 AM

OMFG! It must really hurt to take a crap!

Posted by: Denny at May 19, 2006 01:24 PM

Oh, that's freekin' awesome!! :)

Posted by: Richmond at May 19, 2006 01:44 PM

That is priceless! I'd love to meet the person that came out of!

Posted by: Lisa W. at May 19, 2006 08:24 PM

Frickin' sweet. That's a hell of a compliment, but I'm thinking it's also true...

Posted by: That 1 Guy at May 19, 2006 11:11 PM

Can I borrow 5 bucks?

Posted by: Yabu at May 20, 2006 12:35 AM

Excellent. Don't ya just love hearin' that?!?!?

Posted by: Tammi at May 21, 2006 07:36 AM