December 03, 2006

breaking the logic barrier

Alleyfry: "Why does Santa need 3 Ho's?"

Me: "Uh, Boys, what are we talking about?"

Alleyfry: "I'm telling a joke. Why does Santa need 3 Ho's"

Me: (Bou blink)

Alleycat: "Why does Santa need 3 Ho's?"

Alleyfry: "Cause he's got three gardens"


True: "Wait a minute. That's just not sensible. Nothing grows in the North Pole. Santa doesn't have time to garden in the snow and the ice."

Truefry: "I agree. He's making toys, not farming. Santa's Ho's are for something else."

Posted by shoe at December 3, 2006 08:14 PM | TrackBack

Not farming, but sowing seeds, nonetheless.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at December 3, 2006 08:36 PM

Boy Dogs!!!!

Posted by: Yabu at December 3, 2006 09:45 PM

I've never seen you do the Bou blink.

Posted by: Denny at December 3, 2006 10:50 PM

I am sitting here LMAO! Holy shit. "Santa's Hos are for something else." As my Dad would say, "Oh. Really?"

Good Lord. You can't make that stuff up!

Posted by: Bou at December 4, 2006 07:22 PM

I know what his ho's are fo and I'm not telling *motioning for other two ho's to get lost . . . *

Posted by: oddybobo at December 4, 2006 09:53 PM


Posted by: vw bug at December 5, 2006 05:58 AM

Funkadelicous Santa is in da chimney. Fo shizzle.

Posted by: zonker at December 5, 2006 02:20 PM

They were mine. They were on my Christmas list and he was just holdin' 'em 'til the right time...;)

Posted by: RedNeck at December 5, 2006 05:35 PM

Makin' a list 'n' checkin' it twice, yo.

Posted by: Elisson at December 6, 2006 01:43 PM