December 02, 2006

forks in progress

i'm fragmented.

here are the topics i can't finish:
polarrhoids
deepest darkest vantasy
the meating
funerally
happily never after

vote your conscience. the post of your choosing is waiting for your interest alone. that is, of course, if comments are working. oh, and if you don't like my choices, put your own, and i'll try blogging mad libs style.

Posted by shoe at December 2, 2006 10:55 PM | TrackBack
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Well, since I've got pictures of out first meeting...I'm going for the meating.

Gimmie a call in the next couple of days. Secret shit!!!

Posted by: Yabu at December 2, 2006 10:44 PM

Polarrhoids sounds like it has all kinds of possibilities, don't it? Instant pix of Butt-Grapes, mebbe...or freezing said Butt-Grapes off with liquid nitrogen...take yer pick.

The Meating: if it involves meat, I'm all for it.

Posted by: Elisson at December 3, 2006 07:50 AM

Meating - definitely...sounds interesting?

Posted by: Lisa W. at December 3, 2006 08:39 AM

Whatever you choose to write about will rock!
Shoe for mom of the year!

Posted by: That 1 Guy at December 3, 2006 10:14 AM

My suggestion? Piece all of them together to form a beautiful story. Maybe about how some guy from a van has his polorrhoids removed, and they're used to make a meatloaf for an after funeral dinner.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at December 3, 2006 10:17 AM

I'm for a good vantasy any time!

Posted by: holder at December 3, 2006 10:51 AM

"Deepest Darkest Vantasy" sounds good. Might it involve Mr. Morrison?

Posted by: Jim - PRS at December 3, 2006 01:54 PM

I'm for vantasy as well!

Posted by: oddybobo at December 3, 2006 02:08 PM

Hmmmmm and quandry in deed. What to write, what to write.....

Oh, I know...you could tell about the time you got all gussied up and you went out to that bar, and well - you finish the story.

Posted by: Tammi at December 3, 2006 05:31 PM

how about the time you stole that van from the guy with the nose ring?

Posted by: holder at December 3, 2006 06:38 PM

"deepest darkest vantasy" please...

I can hardy wait! :)

Posted by: Richmond at December 3, 2006 07:12 PM

Polarrhoids. Gotta be that! Call Yabu! Now! Time's a wastin'!

Posted by: Denny at December 3, 2006 10:53 PM