January 19, 2007



I noticed you. Don't think that this is one of those bigtime blogs where you can just slip in unnoticed. I see you, and I'm glad to see you, although you do scare me just a little bit.

Now, let's say you left a comment or clicked the mailbag button to the left and sent me some personal private email. I love email. I would be responsive to that. Rather than digging around in my archives, please, there are some seriously disturbing things documented back there...don't just dig willy nilly through the archives without saying hi, pretty please?

Come clean. Something brought you here, what is it? What keeps bringing you back? Why the secret link (that really confused me)? I went to your site but all I saw was a bunch of password protected stuff. Can I ask you something? Does that mean you linked me behind a password protected post? Cause if that's true, well, I think that seems kind of shady. Do you? I mean, if the shoe was on the other foot?

Plus, whoever is hitting that link all day must think I know something. Just ask and I'll tell you anything you want to know. And, likely, several things you hoped you'd never hear. And possibly, some shit that will curl your eyelashes. I'm good for honesty, although tact may be a problem. Usually is, I mean, take this post for instance.

Sorry I missed approaching you during the more fitting de-lurking week. I hope that we become friends. Please email me at chouchope@gmail(dot)com and let's find out more about this little obssession of yours with the chou. Can't wait!

Non-lurkers are free to leave their sage advice in the comments, as well as answering any of the rhetorical questions you find above. Have fun with it people.

Kindly yours,

Posted by shoe at January 19, 2007 06:41 PM | TrackBack

I reckon I ain't a lurker..but I'll say hi anyway

Posted by: GUYK at January 19, 2007 08:11 PM


Posted by: Dash at January 19, 2007 08:34 PM

Maybe they're looking for some kick-ass, Mad Libbin' blown-eyed love. Or maybe they're a freak. Or both.

Posted by: zonker at January 19, 2007 08:58 PM

That post made me feel so...dirty.

Please, more like it in the future.

Posted by: Erica at January 19, 2007 10:25 PM


I'm sure that makes you feel better.

Posted by: Richard at January 19, 2007 10:43 PM

" awe, hb, into each one's life a little shit to shmear. think of it as a gift. no one has trolled out at my place yet, but i got to say, i envy your style. "

See, be careful what you wish for. Now you have your own creepy stalker. I just hope one of my parasites did not migrate over here.

Posted by: hoosierboy at January 20, 2007 07:37 AM

oooh,a secret admirer, that could be like the guy in the closet watching you, kinda cool with great sex at the end, or really creepy. Let's hope yours ends in great sex.

Posted by: holder at January 20, 2007 07:41 AM

Interesting...vewwwwy interesting. Hope he's hot, Shoe...

Posted by: Lisa W. at January 20, 2007 08:43 AM

Do me and some of the boys need to put a posse together?

Posted by: Yabu at January 20, 2007 10:34 AM

You got a secret admirer. He wants you! At least I hope it's a he. And he got you to post.

Posted by: Denny at January 20, 2007 12:04 PM

Wow. The Internet equivalent of someone repeatedly stealing your knickers at the laundromat and taking them home for some... research...

I'd be putting bars on my windows, were I you!

Posted by: El Capitan at January 20, 2007 01:15 PM

Finally I'm not "the weird one"

Posted by: RSM at January 20, 2007 10:24 PM

Heh. Yabu said "posse."

Posted by: Elisson at January 22, 2007 08:06 AM

Kinkage. I can relate to that.

Posted by: Velociman at January 22, 2007 05:45 PM

Yeepers. That would unnerve me for sure! Almost as much as my dad emailing my URL to his *entire* email list (old boyfriends of mine included...) :^0

Posted by: Richmond at January 23, 2007 04:27 PM

anything shake loose yet?

Posted by: holder at January 23, 2007 07:50 PM