March 30, 2007
The Cycle of Psychobitch
Very busy day so far.
Warning, I must be approaching that magic time. No, not that time, you sickos. However, the cycle is undeniable. Who among you is wise to it?
Ask any woman, and she'll deny it. Wouldn't you? But if you are female and reading this, then you don't fool me. And men, you can shove it. This is one horrific payback for having babies. You know, which kind of sucks donkey dick since lots of good ones can't even have babies and still, they don't get to dodge the psychobitch thing. WTF?? Welcome to the old sin nature of womanhood, peeps--psychobitch, tis a syndrome. Thanks a lot, Eve, you snake handling whore.
Ever since Eve and that demon serpent got together, woman has been the root of all her problems, and all of mens' problems too. Think I'm wrong? Please, let me know.
And now this psychobitch is fresh out of time to blodge the details of today's freak out. Later, my most precious peep eyes. You will be happy you checked back, I promise.
Posted by shoe at March 30, 2007 11:15 AM
I've seen an ad on TV for a product that is supposed to reduce the period to only three days. Holy crap! If so, they should make billions off it.
The only guys who know the cycles are the ones who are in relationships. They're the ones you girls are bitchy to. My girlfriends were always bitchy to me and real nice to everyone else during magic time.
hey, i actually meant to separate the psychobitch cycle from the menstrual cycle. cause i would never call any part of the pms deal "magic". never.
naw, i just meant i tend to keep cool with bs until my back gets against the wall, then i blow. nothing to do with girl stuff other than the fact that no one calls men "psychobitch" for the same reasons they label women that way.
it ain't Eve what caused the problems..it was that uncontrollable snake between Adam's legs and that same snake has caused a lot of men problems every since..they just blame it on women..
I am so there with you sistah - bring on the menopause; I'm so ready to be done with this shit...
No they just call us assholes and bastards and we're not on any cycle. You should have seen me when I was still working and a user pissed me off. I could become psycho-asshole real quickly. Some people were actually afraid of me. Can you believe that?
Chickie - Be careful of what you wish for. With menopause comes hot flashes. My female friends who have them hate them.