September 24, 2006

Attempted MarcusZuma's Revenge...

Two weeks ago today, in Georgia, after the game, my side started shakin'. I'd missed a call. I got somewhere a little quieter, but really didn't need to, 'cause that room was pretty danged quiet anyway. I dialed voicemail, and received the following voicemail from my buddy in Houston.

Hey Bryan, It's Marcus, well congratulations on the game... 24-7, that's a hard pill to swallow. Anyway congratulations, say hello to Dash and Eric and all of them and give Chou a kiss for me. See you later.

Now, that was a seemingly honorable voicemail, and a recognition of the fact that the best team won that night. A show of class like I've come to know Marcus to put on. What got me... was the MarcusZuma's revenge phrase in there... Can you spot it?

No? It's the "Give Chou a kiss for me" phrase... I love you man, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna put my face that close to the face of a Horn lover such as Chou right after my team just put it to hers. I ain't as dumb as I look brother... Kiss her yourself, you're closer. I think she and I just need a little time apart before we get all kissy faced... ;)

Posted by at September 24, 2006 04:50 AM | TrackBack

... I missed it... where is the revenge?...

Posted by: Eric at September 24, 2006 05:58 AM

Uh, brother Eric, there wasn't any revenge that day... I managed to avoid it. Had I have had your face for slappin'... I might have waded the hell on in...

Posted by: RedNeck at September 24, 2006 04:18 PM

Heheheh... I was gonna say, as long as she didn't bite your schnoz off, it would probably be worth it. Even a good bite on the lip... or maybe, especially a good bite on the lip.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 24, 2006 04:41 PM